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I think I could sing and shear a few sheep at the same time. — Robert Plant

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other. — Jason Gann

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

Jason hated being an old man. — Rick Riordan

I didn't have a record player. — Harrison Birtwistle

You just have to say over and over again: 'I am a director.' Nobody gives it to you. Nobody anoints you. — Jill Soloway

How strange that some people cannot believe in both the Book of Nature and the Book of God. — Maria Mitchell

accept that you deserve more
than painful love
life is moving
the healthiest thing
for your heart is
to move with it — Rupi Kaur

Soul mate love transcends beyond the ethereal plane. — Truth Devour

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once, Jason said. — Brandon Mull

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny. — Alison Brie

I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa. — Jason Gann

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. — Jason Segel

Maybe part of loving is learning to let go. — Fred Savage

Packer fans are nuts, man. — Ray Nitschke

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny. — Jason Segel

Here is the threshold I do not cross: a sliver of light through the doorway finds his tattoo, the anchor on his forearm tangled in its chain. — Natasha Trethewey

Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream. — George R R Martin

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

But there was nothing funny about his sword. Jason figured one hit from that thing would probably turn him into a Popsicle. Then — Rick Riordan

All he's concerned about is showing me what I don't know, not calling attention to that fact that I don't know it. — Tarryn Fisher

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! — Rick Riordan

Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that. — Melissa McCarthy

Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. — Mark A. Cooper

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. — Jason Alexander

Evaded her, and she sensed they did not believe her — Stephen Baxter

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.' — Jason Alexander

Funny how they're corpses if you didn't know them, but bodies if you did. — Jason Heller

The right time is any time that one is still so lucky as to have. — Henry James

Using the word weird implies that there is a norm. — Robyn Hitchcock