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I think I could sing and shear a few sheep at the same time.
— Robert Plant
I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.
— Jason Gann
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
— Jason McCoy
Jason hated being an old man.
— Rick Riordan
I didn't have a record player.
— Harrison Birtwistle
You just have to say over and over again: 'I am a director.' Nobody gives it to you. Nobody anoints you.
— Jill Soloway
How strange that some people cannot believe in both the Book of Nature and the Book of God.
— Maria Mitchell
Soul mate love transcends beyond the ethereal plane.
— Truth Devour
I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.
— Alison Brie
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
— Jason Segel
Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
— Fred Savage
Packer fans are nuts, man.
— Ray Nitschke
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
— Jason Segel
Here is the threshold I do not cross: a sliver of light through the doorway finds his tattoo, the anchor on his forearm tangled in its chain.
— Natasha Trethewey
Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream.
— George R R Martin
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.
— Jason Sellards
How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined."I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper
But there was nothing funny about his sword. Jason figured one hit from that thing would probably turn him into a Popsicle. Then
— Rick Riordan
All he's concerned about is showing me what I don't know, not calling attention to that fact that I don't know it.
— Tarryn Fisher
Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that.
— Melissa McCarthy
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
— Jason Alexander
Evaded her, and she sensed they did not believe her
— Stephen Baxter
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'
— Jason Alexander
Using the word weird implies that there is a norm.
— Robyn Hitchcock