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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler
The day never goes by for men and nations to make asses of themselves and take to the fists. — L.M. Montgomery
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for. — Ogden Nash
Landlocked Switzerland: They're Nice and Neutral Only Because They're Tiny — Marisha Pessl
It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz
Love and large-hearted giving, when added together, can leave deep marks.It is never easy to cover these marks, dear friends - never easy. — O. Henry
What you're seeking is seeking you. — Rumi
The best way to learn to cook is to do some serious eating. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!" — Henny Youngman
I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis. — John Oliver

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