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I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Anger cannot be dishonest.
— Marcus Aurelius
And the beauty of a woman, with passing years only grows!
— Audrey Hepburn
Basketball used to be my top priority.
— Derek Fisher
The only thing about a man that is a man ... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse.
— Archibald MacLeish
If you're in a car crash, you're mostly involved in trying to not go off the bridge, and later on you say, 'Oh my God!'
— Ben Bernanke
The way to do away with war is for those who do not want war, who regard participation in it a sin, to refrain from fighting.
— Leo Tolstoy
You rest, you rust.
— Helen Hayes
She knew, with vast certainty, that she would never desire to be kissed by a man who had first asked her permission.
— Robin Hobb