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Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Bill Burr: What would you rather be? 52 and look

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Nia Vardalos: I would rather be called funny than pretty.

I would rather be called funny than pretty. — Nia Vardalos

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Katie Ashley: Don't be ashamed of your emotions, Noah. Experience

Don't be ashamed of your emotions, Noah. Experience them and embrace them. They're what make us alive and strong. — Katie Ashley

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Elizabeth Barrett Browning: I shall but love thee bitter after death

I shall but love thee bitter after death — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Gautam Adani: Dealing with the government does not mean you

Dealing with the government does not mean you have to give a bribe. — Gautam Adani

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Cassandra Clare: You have no idea what it is," Ty

You have no idea what it is," Ty said in a clipped voice. "You can't say it's going to be okay. You don't know. — Cassandra Clare

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Mark Watson: Someone asked me recently - what would I

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Sol Luckman: I should think a dead language would be

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: The frost which kills the harvest of a

The frost which kills the harvest of a year saves the harvest of a century, by destroying the weevil or the locust. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By David Torn: I decided I would rather have a day

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Jeff Dunham: I've always said that instead of watching a

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. — Jeff Dunham

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: It went bust," said Uncle Alex, with a

It went bust," said Uncle Alex, with a certain grim, Darwinian satisfaction. My — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Funny I Would Rather Quotes By Neal A. Maxwell: Giving up on God and on oneself constitutes

Giving up on God and on oneself constitutes simultaneous surrender to the natural man. — Neal A. Maxwell