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Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Jonathan Sacks: A Martian would think that the English worship

A Martian would think that the English worship at supermarkets, not in churches. — Jonathan Sacks

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By George Eliot: And certainly, the mistakes that we male and

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Robin Williams: I wonder what chairs think about all day:

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Matt Taibbi: It may not seem funny now, because it's

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Santosh Avvannavar: A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By John Pinette: If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Kim Harrison: Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Steve Guttenberg: I love the fame and the money and

I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that. — Steve Guttenberg

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Steven Wright: Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Stevie Wonder: Do you know, it's funny, but I never

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. — Stevie Wonder

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: My God, no wonder people like being tied

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. — Cherise Sinclair

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Charles Ghigna: Poems for children help them celebrate the joy

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. — Doug Stanhope

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Eva Longoria: So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. — Eva Longoria

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Henny Youngman: I told my mother-in-law my house is your

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. — Henny Youngman

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: To redeem your territory for the kingdom is

To redeem your territory for the kingdom is to identify your territory — Sunday Adelaja

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Every time I go and shave, I assume

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Deepak Chopra: When we heed the call of our deepest

When we heed the call of our deepest desires, we fulfill our true destinies. — Deepak Chopra

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Horatio Nelson: I cannot, if I am in the field

I cannot, if I am in the field of glory, be kept out of sight: wherever there is anything to be done, there Providence is sure to direct my steps. — Horatio Nelson

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Jon Stewart: You wonder sometimes how our government puts on

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Abdul'Rauf Hashmi: Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting

Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Rachel Caine: Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Oliver Markus: God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Derek Sivers: Never forget why you're really doing what you're

Never forget why you're really doing what you're doing. — Derek Sivers

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Jodi Lynn Anderson: Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his

Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is? — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Jack Vance: The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom",

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Jason D. Cass: Consumers are no longer concerned about coming to

Consumers are no longer concerned about coming to our offices and meeting our people like they used to be. — Jason D. Cass

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Just at present you only see the tree

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I wonder what will happen if i put

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By K.J. Charles: Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head

Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head for him? — K.J. Charles

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Gloria Estefan: Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm

Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Gracie Allen: You kissed me like that when I was

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By J.M. Darhower: Look at you making a joke! You're funny.

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Arthur P. Ciaramicoli: When we give and receive empathy, transformation occurs.

When we give and receive empathy, transformation occurs. — Arthur P. Ciaramicoli

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Man, my girl is one tough chick when

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

Funny I Wonder If Quotes By Don Rickles: Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? — Don Rickles