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A Martian would think that the English worship at supermarkets, not in churches. — Jonathan Sacks

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that. — Steve Guttenberg

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. — Stevie Wonder

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. — Cherise Sinclair

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. — Doug Stanhope

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. — Eva Longoria

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. — Henny Youngman

To redeem your territory for the kingdom is to identify your territory — Sunday Adelaja

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg

When we heed the call of our deepest desires, we fulfill our true destinies. — Deepak Chopra

I cannot, if I am in the field of glory, be kept out of sight: wherever there is anything to be done, there Providence is sure to direct my steps. — Horatio Nelson

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

Never forget why you're really doing what you're doing. — Derek Sivers

Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is? — Jodi Lynn Anderson

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

Consumers are no longer concerned about coming to our offices and meeting our people like they used to be. — Jason D. Cass

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head for him? — K.J. Charles

Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

When we give and receive empathy, transformation occurs. — Arthur P. Ciaramicoli

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? — Don Rickles