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When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

Ladders were not inherently dangerous, he told himself, people climbed them every day, and most of them lived. — Anne Ursu

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?" — Frank Carson

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it. — Mark Twain

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny. — Roseanne Barr

Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends. — Ally Carter

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' — Claude Pepper

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." — Rodney Dangerfield

They told me I've got writer's cramp. So is that better than the block? — Joyce Rachelle

Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?"
"I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee! — Rodney Dangerfield

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny. — Bill Hader

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did. — Nouriel Roubini

He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once. — J.D. Salinger

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days. — Sarah Silverman

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin

But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else. — Julie Anne Peters

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel