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Funny I Told You So Quotes By Unknown: When someone told me I live in a

When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Anne Ursu: Ladders were not inherently dangerous, he told himself,

Ladders were not inherently dangerous, he told himself, people climbed them every day, and most of them lived. — Anne Ursu

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Frank Carson: Doctor told me I've got two weeks to

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?" — Frank Carson

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Mark Twain: The humorous story is told gravely; the teller

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it. — Mark Twain

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Rafael Sabatini: A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Jean-Georges Vongerichten: When I went to London, they told me

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Funny I Told You So Quotes By R.R. Virdi: There was a part of my brain that

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Roseanne Barr: When I was little, that was one thing

When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny. — Roseanne Barr

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Ally Carter: Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped

Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends. — Ally Carter

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Claude Pepper: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' — Claude Pepper

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Ilona Andrews: That's all right," she told him. "I can

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: One night she told me to put out

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I asked my old man if I could

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Joyce Rachelle: They told me I've got writer's cramp. So

They told me I've got writer's cramp. So is that better than the block? — Joyce Rachelle

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Benedict Jacka: Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably

Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?"
"I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Tom Waits: On my gravestone, I want it to say,

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I can't find someone funny whom I don't

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my doctor I got water on

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny I Told You So Quotes By David Eddings: You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Bill Hader: Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.'

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny. — Bill Hader

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Lucy Punch: Someone told me I had funny facial expressions.

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Nouriel Roubini: I am not going to say I told

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did. — Nouriel Roubini

Funny I Told You So Quotes By J.D. Salinger: He told me to be funny for the

He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once. — J.D. Salinger

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I gave him a compliment! All right, I

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days. — Sarah Silverman

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Demetri Martin: I think since I was kid people told

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Julie Anne Peters: But its not funny. Not to people who've

But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else. — Julie Anne Peters

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Drew Carey: I was raised by just my mom. See,

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. — Drew Carey

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: A travel agent told I could spend 7

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my doctor I wonna stop aging,

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I was in a convenience store, reading a

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Karen Chance: Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you . . . lost?" "Not really,"

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Dara Horn: Most of the other visitors were chained to

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

Funny I Told You So Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel