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I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Your fragrance is always with me. — Jalaluddin Rumi

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat
and frequently drop the hat himself. — Robert E. Howard

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Summer was felt a little more;
in autumn I began to fall.
When winter came with all its white,
you were mine to kiss good night. — Lang Leav

To be slapped with a shoe is a dirty insult in the Muslim world. — Richard Engel

The best way to lighten your mood is to lift the weight of the world off of your shoulders. — Rob Liano

There is no need to smear my name or to defame my character for the sake of news. — Ricky Williams

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

When I was 10 years old my mom used to play Tupac while she cleaned the house. — Soulja Boy

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

I would love to work with someone like Kevin Spacey as he could pass on what I need to learn. — Rachel Stevens

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

Morality did not keep well; it required stable conditions; it was costly; it was subject to variations, and the market for it was uncertain. — Mary McCarthy

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

Every empire grow until its reach exceeds its grasp — James S.A. Corey

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

My weeks tend to differ pretty dramatically. — Eric Lefkofsky