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He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces
— Ron Atkinson
I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that.
— Cecelia Ahern
End? You don't mean like, dead end?
— Paul Dini
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.
— David Levithan
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.
— Wendy Liebman
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.
— Scott Adams
I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.
— Jennifer Damiano
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
— Charlie Sheen
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.
— Wiz Khalifa
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
I don't hafta taste it to know it taste funny. It already looks like it taste funny.
— Dennis The Menace
They don't make assassins like they used to. -Borden
— Daniel Millhouse
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
— Julia L. Roberts
But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!
— Terry Pratchett
I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding
— Stephanie Perkins
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
— Greg Giraldo
I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny.
— Sondra Radvanovsky
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
— Demetri Martin
I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.
— Noel Gallagher
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.
— Lindsey Kelk
What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
— Karl Pilkington
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny.
— Cassandra Clare
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
— Bill Bryson
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist
— Gena Showalter
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
— Ricky Gervais
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.
— Barack Obama
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
— George W. Bush
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
— Katt Williams
Don't fuck with me. I don't like it and I know your mother.Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer — Mary Calmes
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.Ren — Colleen Doran
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
— Sarah Silverman
I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm around you.
— Ned Vizzini
I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.
— Michael Caine
I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.
— Miss Merikan