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Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Cambria Hebert: How in the hell could you have given

How in the hell could you have given me your heart?" I wondered aloud. "Because you're the one who taught it to beat again. — Cambria Hebert

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. — Woody Allen

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Rafael Sabatini: A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny how people that don't believe in nothin'

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld: The iPod is genius. I have 300.

The iPod is genius. I have 300. — Karl Lagerfeld

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Kai Greene: I do like to believe there is no

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. — Kai Greene

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Benson Bruno: Don't believe what you hear about those penguins.

Don't believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent. — Benson Bruno

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Perrie Edwards: Believe in yourself and don't care about haters.

Believe in yourself and don't care about haters. — Perrie Edwards

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Michael Dolan: The memories you have are just recordings of

The memories you have are just recordings of things past, not chains to bind you. — Michael Dolan

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Richard Avedon: I never wanted to be called an artist.

I never wanted to be called an artist. I wanted to be called a photographer. — Richard Avedon

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Tom Neff: I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff. — Tom Neff

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Ben Bailey: I have a friend. He keeps trying to

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him. — Ben Bailey

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Javier Bardem: I don't believe in God, I only believe

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Don't ever phone if you can possibly come

Don't ever phone if you can possibly come yourself. Don't ever leave if you can stay. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Bauvard: I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant -

I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing. — Bauvard

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Walt Whitman: I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. — Walt Whitman

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Mike Tyson: Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Amy Lane: Some nice lady came over here with food

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Paula Antonia Purpera: Life is too short to follow the speed

Life is too short to follow the speed limit — Paula Antonia Purpera

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Julia Quinn: Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Peter Boghossian: If there is a god maybe it rewards

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Auberon Waugh: You should tell the truth as often as

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny. — Auberon Waugh

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Jim Piddock: I don't care if I'm funny. I just

I don't care if I'm funny. I just want people to believe I'm that guy. — Jim Piddock

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By H. L. Hunt: If you don't believe you can win, there

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I don't believe in magic.

I don't believe in magic. — J.K. Rowling

Funny I Don't Believe You Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen