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You see a rose flower. Do you believe in it or do you disbelieve in it? You don't do anything, you simply look at it. — Osho

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone. — John Maynard Keynes

I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me. — Kirstin Cronn-Mills

Writing is more about discovery than invention. — Diane Setterfield

I am always worried when someone says, 'This is perfect.' — Baz Luhrmann

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. — Jillian Bell

I'm telling you, trouble is like the ocean. It covers two thirds of the world. — Chris Cleave

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

Look at that. She think I got siphlus and TB and a hard-on and I gonna cut her up with a razor and lif her purse. Ooo-wee. — John Kennedy Toole

A prosperous fool is a grievous burden. — Aeschylus

It grieves us to produce work that is not perfect. — Peter O'Toole

Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME! — Adam Gidwitz

If I ever win you," he said, anger bright in his pale eyes, "it will be because you want me more. Not because he's gone. I'm nobody's second best. — Ann Aguirre

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny. — Alan Moore

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

I'm kind of fixated with old Hollywood, like Marilyn Monroe. — Edy Ganem

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural. — Rick Riordan

Don't cheat people of their growth. Empower them to solve problems and generate ideas. Watch them grow! — Stephen Covey

Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! We love Versace. Versace is the greatest designer of all time! — Kanye West

Yorkshire is so much part of me. — Susan Hill

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Some people were born to face life alone, and this is neither good nor bad, it is simply life. — Paulo Coelho

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings