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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.
— John Maynard Keynes
I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.
— Kirstin Cronn-Mills
Writing is more about discovery than invention.
— Diane Setterfield
I am always worried when someone says, 'This is perfect.'
— Baz Luhrmann
Err on the side of awesome.
— Brandon Sanderson
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
— Gena Showalter
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
— Jason McCoy
I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.
— Jillian Bell
Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.
— Laura L. Sullivan
Look at that. She think I got siphlus and TB and a hard-on and I gonna cut her up with a razor and lif her purse. Ooo-wee.
— John Kennedy Toole
A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
— Aeschylus
It grieves us to produce work that is not perfect.
— Peter O'Toole
Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!
— Adam Gidwitz
Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny.
— Alan Moore
Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.
— Maureen Johnson
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual.
— David Z. Hirsch
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
Don't cheat people of their growth. Empower them to solve problems and generate ideas. Watch them grow!
— Stephen Covey
Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace! We love Versace. Versace is the greatest designer of all time!
— Kanye West
Yorkshire is so much part of me.
— Susan Hill
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
Some people were born to face life alone, and this is neither good nor bad, it is simply life.
— Paulo Coelho
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
