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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. — Natasha Lyonne

I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I wasn't as funny. — Allison Silverman

You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Who included me among the ranks of the human race? — Joseph Brodsky

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. — Lew Wasserman

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

A sense of humor isn't about being funny. It's about being human. — Michael Kerr

Human reality is often simultaneously somber and funny. — Tom Robbins

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. — Jillian Bell

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be. — Mignon McLaughlin

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. — Janet Coleman

Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. — Jerry Seinfeld

It all came back to human time and utterly human impulses: in the end, gods did not appreciate godlike power, but humans did. — Neal Asher

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge. — Ray Kurzweil

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer

There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen. — Charles Dickens

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans. — Raheel Farooq

By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too? — Eraldo Banovac

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green

Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon.
Howl — Diana Wynne Jones

I'd rather be ignored as a frog than eaten as a human. — E.D. Baker

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. — Nobita Nobi

There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas. — Saul Bellow

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey

The human body is the best work of art. — Jess C. Scott

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. — Jeff Garlin

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being. — Bill Walton

It's funny how human beings are so entertained by crimes. — Ludivine Sagnier

Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. — Leonie Swann

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory. — Nicole Gulla

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it. — William Moyers

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever. — Russell M. Nelson

Try to think like a human,' said Gant, lolling in one of the club chairs.
'Why should I restrict myself so severely? — Neal Asher

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Selective hearing ... typical male. Maybe he was human after all ... — Cameo Renae

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

However, human beings are funny; we always want what we don't have. — Apol Lejano-Massebieau

I'm not a human anymore — Darren Shan

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious. — Amy Bloom

Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy. — Bauvard

Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts — Stacia Kane

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

Are you sure you can't dematerialize? Not even a little?"
"I'm sure. — Lauren Oliver

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. — Nate Silver

Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. — Henry Ward Beecher

When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Claire Chilton

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. — Anita Clenney

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. — Mindy Kaling

Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life! — Saurabh Sharma

I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People. — David Mitchell

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. — Ray Stevens

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern