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It was funny how as soon as you knew there was something better, what you had seemed unbearable.
— Max Barry
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
— Orlando Bloom
How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.
— Joyce Rachelle
All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.
— Raheel Farooq
What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President
— Suzanne Collins
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?
— Dave Franklin
It' so funny how small moments can ruin everything.
— Robyn Schneider
Hark, how hard he fetches breath.
— William Shakespeare
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days..
— Billy Connolly
How is that cut doing?" His tone had the perfect degree of unconcerned concern."Don't worry, my trigger finger is just fine. — Bard Constantine
Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.
— Peter Heller
Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
— Spike Milligan
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
— Jimmy Cannon
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
— Amy Schumer
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.
— Mhairi McFarlane
Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade.
— Lionel Shriver
It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further.
— Tabitha Suzuma
It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time.
— Michelle Gable
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?""I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher
I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me.
— Summer Sanders
It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily.
— Natalie Dormer
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
— Ann Landers
Funny how certain things stay with you.
— Lauren Oliver
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
— Terry Pratchett
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
— Tobias Wolff
It may sound funny, but I got a thrill when I was pulled into a crowd once. It was like 'How am I going to get out of this?!
— Nick Carter
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance
Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself.
— Victoria Finlay
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things.
— Mary Higgins Clark
Funny how we believe our own lies.
— Anonymous
No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.
— M.F. Moonzajer
It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.
— Steven Hill
How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.
— Robin Black
It's funny how your dead when people start listening.
— The Band Perry
Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all.
— Anne Tyler
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews
Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ...
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.
— Denis Markell
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.
— Scott Speer
Isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?
— Zelda Fitzgerald
A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts
— Stacia Kane
Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.
— Julie Walters
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.
— Michael LaRocca
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
— Jerry Coleman
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
— Steven Wright
It's funny about imagination, how it
— Ivan Doig
This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
— Molly Harper
It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him.
— Mark Hart
Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes the past.
— Lauren Oliver
So, how did you all meet?
— Donna Air
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story
— Sarah Dessen
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
How much did bro tell you?""Bro?"
"The White King. — Samantha Young
It's just funny, isn't it? How the main characters never know about the adventures they're about to go on.
— Brittainy C. Cherry
You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him aswell? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. — Twisted Hilarity
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.
— Benny Bellamacina
It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
— Maureen Daly
Funny how life messed with you.
— Sarah Mlynowski
We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works.
— Kristin Hannah
When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny?
— Sydney J. Harris
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
It's funny how loud horrified silence can be. Curran laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.
— Eric Church