Funny Horse Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Funny Horse

Funny Horse Quotes & Sayings

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When you're a pilot, and you know all the ways to survive an airplane crash and how low the chances are, you feel safer. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Live every day,
not by spending time,
but by investing all the way. — Debasish Mridha

Okay okay, hold your people," she told the big horse as she started walking.
"You're not going to starve to death any time soon you know. — Kate Lattey

For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse. — Jaclyn Moriarty

The truth is I made a few good movies in the '50s, then went into freefall. — Jose Ferrer

Hatred is always self hatred, and there is something suicidal about it. — James Baldwin

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. — Bob Monkhouse

I always play with words,now i'm out of words i don't know how to describe you because you're my Father.. But surely i can say i love you — Shujoy Chowdhury

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. — Diane Messidoro

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

I'm not looking to be an artist to make money. I'm looking to be an artist. — Ester Dean

I mean, you know, actors lives - you're forgotten. Look at Barrymore, and look at all the great actors. They're forgotten after awhile. — Anthony Quinn

Everything we will ever need, we already have within us. — Reggie Lee

Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse- — Rick Riordan

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving. — Cuthbert Soup

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. — Henny Youngman

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

A man can be destroyed, but he can't be defeated. — John Harbaugh

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

I don't really have a social life. — David Mamet

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis

In the meantime, it just makes it a little harder to smile. But so does the world. — Amy Goodman

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman

The Quran gave women rights of inheritance and divorce centuries before Western women were accorded such status. The — Karen Armstrong

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! — Diane Ackerman