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Funny Hold On Quotes By Emily Murdoch: Funny how we can't hold onto time, even

Funny how we can't hold onto time, even when it's strapped to our wrists — Emily Murdoch

Funny Hold On Quotes By N.D. Wilson: And I don't have to hold on with

And I don't have to hold on with anything more than my toes — N.D. Wilson

Funny Hold On Quotes By Tara Janzen: He needed to gather her up, hold on

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't. — Tara Janzen

Funny Hold On Quotes By Durjoy Datta: Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly

Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts. — Durjoy Datta

Funny Hold On Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: But as an escort it's our duty to

But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. — S.K. Logsdon

Funny Hold On Quotes By Kathy Reichs: Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

Funny Hold On Quotes By Rhod Gilbert: As funny as watching a man in a

As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad — Rhod Gilbert

Funny Hold On Quotes By Caroline Goode: Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude

Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain? — Caroline Goode

Funny Hold On Quotes By Rick Yancey: Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in

Hold on tight, Sam." He puts me in a choke hold. "Ahhh," I gasp. "Not that tight. — Rick Yancey

Funny Hold On Quotes By Russell Simmons: You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. — Russell Simmons

Funny Hold On Quotes By Derek Landy: You look angry," he said."You put me on

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

Funny Hold On Quotes By Nenia Campbell: You mean you don't want to come in

You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss? — Nenia Campbell

Funny Hold On Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Funny how even knowing it was over the

Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break. — Stephenie Meyer

Funny Hold On Quotes By Rachel Caine: At the very leadt, we can grab Monica

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

Funny Hold On Quotes By Caroline Fyffe: She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so

She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe

Funny Hold On Quotes By Anthony Ward Clark: I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark

Funny Hold On Quotes By Bruce Baum: I don't kill flies but I like to

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' — Bruce Baum

Funny Hold On Quotes By Emily Franklin: it's funny how you can't exactly pick your

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

Funny Hold On Quotes By Andrew Smith: I hold together pretty well, considering how much

I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through. — Andrew Smith

Funny Hold On Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Whenever I call a company and get put

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen