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There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.
— Gordon B. Hinckley
Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine
Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett
Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred.
— Warren Mitchell
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Trying to double talk, get myself in trouble talk.
— Robert Palmer
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
The look he shot his sister could've given her a free chemical peel.
— Tracey Alvarez
She wished the days and months ahead of her would end. But the rest of her life continued to present itself, time ceaselessly proliferating.
— Jhumpa Lahiri
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
with a scruffy man who looked like a beggar, dressed all in black.
— Brandon Sanderson
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
— Jerry Coleman
He wondered if her spy had stumbled upon his last night. When did he start thinking like his mother?
— Johanna Lindsey