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Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: Some of my cousins are so rich and

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Michele Cassou: Chaos is the soul of creation. It plows

Chaos is the soul of creation. It plows the ground of intuition. Without chaos, nothing will grow. — Michele Cassou

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Sara Humphreys: Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm

Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack. — Sara Humphreys

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Samuel J. Palmisano: Tech never comes back the same.

Tech never comes back the same. — Samuel J. Palmisano

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By PZ Myers: Science is not infallible, but it has something

Science is not infallible, but it has something religion lacks: a process of testing claims against real-world observations. — PZ Myers

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Steven Jackson: I'm right now standing inside Hamilton-Selway Fine Art

I'm right now standing inside Hamilton-Selway Fine Art as an artist, as a philanthropist, as a child of God, and more importantly as a human being. — Steven Jackson

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By N.R. Walker: When I opened the door, Andrew was standing

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By K.M. Scott: Don't make me live without you. I can't

Don't make me live without you. I can't do it, Nina. — K.M. Scott

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Horace: Painters and poets alike have always had license

Painters and poets alike have always had license to dare anything! We know that, and we both claim and allow to others in their turn this indulgence. — Horace

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Dallas Willard: Grace is not opposed to effort; it's opposed

Grace is not opposed to effort; it's opposed to earning. — Dallas Willard

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By W. Eugene Smith: Passion is in all great searches and is

Passion is in all great searches and is necessary to all creative endeavors. — W. Eugene Smith

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Anonymous: My eyes jut to a snarling, seething Seth

My eyes jut to a snarling, seething Seth who stares me down with utter contempt. — Anonymous

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Frankie Boyle: People who think there's no good way to

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By Megan Hart: I closed my eyes against the suddensorrow that

I closed my eyes against the sudden
sorrow that someone I knew so well should be someone who consistently brought me so much grief. — Megan Hart

Funny Heart Attack Quotes By W.P. Kinsella: The crack of the bat, the sound of

The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved. — W.P. Kinsella