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Funny Happiness Quotes & Sayings

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don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. — Hobart Brown

With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things. — His Holiness Divas

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara

Play and be happy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability. — J.K. Rowling

It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like. — Christie Cote

Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom — Abhysheq Shukla

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door. — Charlton Ogburn

He who laughs ... lasts. — Erma Bombeck

It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it. — Haim Shapira

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. — Charles M. Schulz

Pure joy is rare. That's why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. — Bauvard

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I wish happiness was some edible food easily available in stores... Oh wait, it is. — Hk

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out. — Meghan Quinn

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there. — M.F. Moonzajer