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You read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discovered it happened 100 years ago to Dostoyevsky. — James Baldwin

verifying them from Scripture. Any doctrine claiming to — Anonymous

I like being the people's champion when it comes to dining. — Adam Richman

Why, Noah, do you know the word for vagina in every language?"
"Because I'm European, and therefore more cultured than you. — Michelle Hodkin

God is everywhere! the God who framed
Mankind to be one, mighty family,
Himself our Father, and the world our home. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you want to see what stage comedians did to get laffs a century ago, watch the 1910 'Wizard of Oz.' I hope you have a high tolerance for pratfalls. — Kage Baker

We are in the hands of those gods, those monsters, those giants: our thoughts. — Victor Hugo

To me an audition is 30 crazed people in a room waiting to be axed. — Kathie Lee Gifford

Everything's getting homogenized. It seems to me like music and behavior and everything else is getting homogenized. — Dick Van Dyke

Children can only take so much, and they deal with it however they can. — Julie Christie

I have suffered as much as Martin Luther King. Only I didn't get the bullet. And I would have taken the bullet if I could have. — Ralph Abernathy

She loves me like the star loves the sky. — Avijeet Das

It is like we are having a harvest of destruction in our continent. — Sunday Adelaja

O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go. — Russell Hoban

I don't know which is worse - that Raffe didn't jump in to defend me, or that he bet that I would lose. — Susan Ee