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Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Henny Youngman: The most effective way to remember your wife's

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Deb Baker: Truth is a slippery concept. It changes shape

Truth is a slippery concept. It changes shape according to who's speaking it and it never looks the same to any two people. — Deb Baker

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Leonard Bernstein: Music, of all the arts, stands in a

Music, of all the arts, stands in a special region, unlit by any star but its own, and utterly without meaning ... except its own. — Leonard Bernstein

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Molly Harper: My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Jodi Picoult: The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. — Jodi Picoult

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Jenny McCarthy: My philosophy of dating is to just fart

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. — Jenny McCarthy

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: People are always mistaking something that looks good

People are always mistaking something that looks good for something that feels good. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Manny Pacquiao: The religion is a personal thing in my

The religion is a personal thing in my life and fighting in the ring, it's boxing. It's my profession. God always gives me strength. — Manny Pacquiao

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Satchel Paige: Don't go to college, unless to get knowledge.

Don't go to college, unless to get knowledge. — Satchel Paige

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Bradley Cooper: Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.

Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy. — Bradley Cooper

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Matt Berninger: Sometimes you have to wear what you want.

Sometimes you have to wear what you want. — Matt Berninger

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Muddy Waters: Memphis was almost like going to California. Beale

Memphis was almost like going to California. Beale Street was the black man's street. — Muddy Waters

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Sherwood Smith: I was as eager a writer as I

I was as eager a writer as I was a reader. — Sherwood Smith

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Alan Cohen: God is a frequency. Stay tuned.

God is a frequency. Stay tuned. — Alan Cohen

Funny Grocery Store Quotes By Lois Lowry: It was almost December, and Jonas was beginning

It was almost December, and Jonas was beginning to be frightened. — Lois Lowry