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Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Robert Conquest: The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. — Robert Conquest

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Dorothy Parker: My first love was Cinderella, but she ran

My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man. — Dorothy Parker

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By A.P. Sweet: Because without the lows, the highs would seem

Because without the lows, the highs would
seem pointless. — A.P. Sweet

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By John Mayer: I have masturbated myself out of serious problems

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. — John Mayer

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Timothy Snyder: Beijing's preferred method of control, in Russia as

Beijing's preferred method of control, in Russia as in Africa, has been legal contracts on terms advantageous to itself. — Timothy Snyder

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Maria Lassnig: I possess a strong sense of reason.

I possess a strong sense of reason. — Maria Lassnig

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Amiri Baraka: James Brown and Frank Sinatra are two different

James Brown and Frank Sinatra are two different quantities in the universe. They represent two different experiences of the world. — Amiri Baraka

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By J.D. Greear: Likewise, we continue to follow Jesus as we

Likewise, we continue to follow Jesus as we struggle with sin. Repentance ushers us into a life of greater struggle, not out of one. — J.D. Greear

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Greg Giraldo: The hardest part, for real, is probably when

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. — Greg Giraldo

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Harmon Killebrew: The people in the Upper Midwest were the

The people in the Upper Midwest were the same kind of people I grew up around in Idaho. — Harmon Killebrew

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Sue Bridgwater: A pure crystal stream sprang laughing in the

A pure crystal stream sprang laughing in the midst of desolation...... — Sue Bridgwater

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Melissa Ordway: I'll always be a Georgia girl at heart,

I'll always be a Georgia girl at heart, but I live in Los Angeles full time. My parents still live in Georgia, so I go home as often as I can. — Melissa Ordway

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Haley Webb: Orphan Black is the new black.

Orphan Black is the new black. — Haley Webb

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Sourav Ganguly: Dhoni is the best captain India ever had

Dhoni is the best captain India ever had — Sourav Ganguly

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Greg Giraldo: "You're an old man who dresses like a

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress." — Greg Giraldo

Funny Greg Giraldo Quotes By Mason Cooley: Suffering teaches us only that we suffer. Joy

Suffering teaches us only that we suffer. Joy shows us which way to go. — Mason Cooley