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How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing. — Joyce Rachelle

Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind. — Jeffrey Eugenides

I feel a little uncomfortable at being asked the sorts of questions that other Catholics in public life tend not to be asked. — Tony Abbott

I feel like the word 'mom' and 'supermom' should be synonymous. When you are a mom, you are a superhero. — Vanessa Lachey

I am an environmentalist ... I am for clean air. — Ronald Reagan

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. — Ambrose Bierce

What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be something a little bit loose in there. — Christian Bale

If you're not pissing someone off on social media, you're not using it aggressively enough. — Guy Kawasaki

And be aware that people fall under one of two categories: they are either your brother and sister in faith, or they are your counterpart in humanity. — Imam Ali Bin Abi Taleb