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Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Joyce Rachelle: How did I prepare for night shifts? When

How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing. — Joyce Rachelle

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Anna Bloom: As we move further away I can hear

As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, "Remember when we were like that, Ed?" To which the old man replies, "My memory is not that good. — Anna Bloom

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Ronda Rousey: If there's a camera on me or off

If there's a camera on me or off me, it's roughly the same, just a lot less energy. — Ronda Rousey

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Carey Mulligan: I never sit in a cinema and go,

I never sit in a cinema and go, "Ah! I want to be in that film!" — Carey Mulligan

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: As soon as the man is at one

As soon as the man is at one with God, he will not beg. He will then see prayer in all action. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Joe Nichols: I think the Lord gives us everything we

I think the Lord gives us everything we can handle, nothing more. — Joe Nichols

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Dan Brown: The laws of physics is the canvas God

The laws of physics is the canvas God laid down on which to paint his masterpiece — Dan Brown

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Justin Quek: First, knife skills. Then, knowing how to control

First, knife skills. Then, knowing how to control heat. Most important is choosing the right product .. the rest is simple. — Justin Quek

Funny Graveyard Shift Quotes By Aaron Hill: Man is the circled oak; woman the ivy.

Man is the circled oak; woman the ivy. — Aaron Hill