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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano

Atheism is a religion itself complete with fanatics and bigots. — Vanna Bonta

I knew what it was to yearn for a life so distant it seemed that it had never been anything more than a dream. — Alice Hoffman

Well, robots are, of course, the monkey's natural enemy. — Brian K. Vaughan

The more uninteresting the letter, the more useful it is to the typographer. — Piet Zwart

Death is complicated."

-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi

You have to remember, William. It may make the difference between freedom and half a lifetime in prison. — Kenneth Eade

I've heard my share of Van Halen. I never liked rock. — Brad Paisley

I'm not even a trained producer. I just keep following my ear and working on stuff until it sounds the way I like it. — A-Trak

Jacques La Borwitz had his points, no doubt, but so have the sub-microscopic protozoa, so has a dog prowling for a bitch and a bone." -Cecelia Brady — F Scott Fitzgerald

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

-Judge Dredd — John Wagner

Here's a mnemonic device that might be useful. LEO the lion says GER LEO: you Lose Electrons in Oxidation GER: you Gain Electrons in Reduction — Princeton Review

Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood. — Kay Wood

Red tape has killed more people than bullets... — Ben Bova

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing. — George M. Cohan

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano

I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up. — Warren Ellis

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim