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I've found out that falling in love doesn't have anything to do with time. It can take a year or an instant. It happens when it's ready to happen. — Nora Roberts
Yeah, I left Idaho at 17. You know, I graduated high school a year early and just, you know, the typical story, packed up my car and moved out. — Aaron Paul
Uncle Edisto always said, "Every ending is a new beginning. — Deborah Wiles
For me or a Bruce Springsteen to sit up in our ivory towers and make comments about racism, well, were not really in it, are we? — John Mellencamp
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright
Maybe this is what she meant. Our survival is going to come under threat, and we need to . . . to grow and spread like the Blazing Star. — Erin Hunter
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. — George Santayana
I'm really good at telling people 'no.' — Solange Knowles
No party has renounced the right to armed resistance, in certain circumstances without lying — Friedrich Engels
God is much in the difficult home problems as in the times of quiet and prayer. — Evelyn Underhill
Happy wife, happy life. I think every man learns that quick. Really quick. — Chad Kroeger

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