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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
— Woody Allen
Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.
— Lauren London
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
— Andy Richter
You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?
— Terry Pratchett
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Folks always look good in their coffins.
— Elvis Presley
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.
— Mitch Hedberg
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.
— Pawan Mishra
Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the chivalry of yesteryear?
— Kate Carlisle
If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
— Tony Hancock
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
— Matt LeBlanc
I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer.
— Matt McGorry
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
Zeb was kindergarten teachera good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper
Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
— Joe Grant
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
— Chris Rock
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed.
— William James
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
— Garry Shandling
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes.
— VanillaCreamPie8888
Did you play? It sounded very good.
— Eugene Ormandy
Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood
On the £20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner at the World Athletics Championships in Stuttgart- Anyone good enough to win already has one.
— Michael Johnson
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
— Kristen Schaal
Thorn. Good demon overlord.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.
— Tommy Lasorda
I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.
— Melody J. Bremen
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.
— Ellen DeGeneres
People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice.
— Soledad O'Brien
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier
— Woody Harrelson
You flatter me shamelessly. I like it. Good.
— Kenneth Oppel
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
— C.S. Forester
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
— Freddie Mercury
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did.
— Kate Atkinson
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time.
— Kasie West
Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up.
— Miguel De Cervantes
You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.
— Bianca Giovanni
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
— Hippocrates
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
— Buster Keaton
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.
— Ed Rendell
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
— Michael Houbrick
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
— Eoin Colfer
The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.
— Rogers Hornsby
So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you.
— Cecelia Ahern
Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker
— Holly Schindler
It's delicious like my favorite treat! It's definitely good to eat!
— Nor Sanavongsay
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
Are you okay?" "Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.
— Christopher Moore
