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Happier than a cat in a Peruvian fish market. — Coriander Woodruff

I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf. — Dolce

It does not cost the world to save the planet, — Ottmar Edenhofer

It is impossible to correct abuses unless we know that theyre going on. — Julian Assange

Failure and disillusionment are realities, but ideologies are made of dreams. And dreams, it would seem, do not fade easily. — Miyuki Miyabe

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers

Things could not be forever ordered and formulated. He had to find the rhythm of change and see between the changes to the changing itself. — Frank Herbert

I think, there are people for whom freedom is a bigger, more important thing than stability. — Douglas Coupland

Success is sequential, not simultaneous — Gary W. Keller

The soldier is the army. — George S. Patton

Why do Twolegs do anything? If we knew that, our lives would be a lot easier. — Erin Hunter

You are back, Cam. Which means for the first time since you left, it's okay for us to be mad at you for leaving.
- Macey — Ally Carter

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life. — Michael Savage

There aren't always answers for the questions you're looking for, so I have to make peace with that sometimes. — Kathleen Edwards

Oh I don't always do what I'm told. I'm a bad girl. I don't do the things girls should. — Anthony Ryan

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor. — Faina Ranevskaya

When all else fails, don't take it in silence: scream like hell, scream like Jericho was tumbling down, serenaded by a brace of trombones, scream — Dambudzo Marechera