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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

A poet! I should have known you for a poet by how your body moved. — Patrick Rothfuss

John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. — Richard Widmark

You can't control all the crazy stuff that happens to you. All you can control is the way you handle it. — Amy Lee

The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work. — Ben Fountain

Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Nobody abuses us more than we abuse ourselves. — Miguel Angel Ruiz

It would have saved trouble had I remained Perkins from the first, this changing of women's names is a nuisance we are now happily outgrowing. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Love is a choice, not a matter of destiny. It is a choice renewed each day. — Dean Francis Alfar

Well, then, eliminate the people, curtail them, force them to be silent. Because the European Enlightenment is more important than people. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun. — Charles Horton Cooley

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! — Hannah Murray

Desire is always followed by boredom. And only love can defeat boredom. Love with a capital L; we all dream of it. — Gregoire Delacourt

Discretion is nothing other than the sense of justice with respect to the sphere of the intimate contents of life. — Georg Simmel

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? — Mark Twain

I like how pure the expression is in music. You can go straight to the heart of an audience rather than through their brain. — John C. Reilly

A satyagrahi lays down his life, but never gives up. That is the meaning of the 'do or die' slogan. — Mahatma Gandhi

DANCE, WATER DANCE! — Shiro Amano

A fine line separates the weary recluse from the fearful hermit. Finer still is the line between hermit and bitter misanthrope. — Dean Koontz

How do we bring glory to God? The Bible's short answer is: by growing more and more like Jesus Christ. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard