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Funny Go To Work Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Internet's been down most of the day [at

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: A poet! I should have known you for

A poet! I should have known you for a poet by how your body moved. — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Richard Widmark: John Ford was so funny that I couldn't

John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. — Richard Widmark

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Amy Lee: You can't control all the crazy stuff that

You can't control all the crazy stuff that happens to you. All you can control is the way you handle it. — Amy Lee

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Ben Fountain: The funny thing is, about the time I

The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work. — Ben Fountain

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Earl Monroe: Sport is the only profession I know of

Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. — Earl Monroe

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Andy Rooney: You really can't blame the military for wanting

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Miguel Angel Ruiz: Nobody abuses us more than we abuse ourselves.

Nobody abuses us more than we abuse ourselves. — Miguel Angel Ruiz

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Charlotte Perkins Gilman: It would have saved trouble had I remained

It would have saved trouble had I remained Perkins from the first, this changing of women's names is a nuisance we are now happily outgrowing. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Dean Francis Alfar: Love is a choice, not a matter of

Love is a choice, not a matter of destiny. It is a choice renewed each day. — Dean Francis Alfar

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Well, then, eliminate the people, curtail them, force

Well, then, eliminate the people, curtail them, force them to be silent. Because the European Enlightenment is more important than people. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Charles Horton Cooley: A cat cares for you only as a

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun. — Charles Horton Cooley

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Hannah Murray: Turns out you have a really fun time

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! — Hannah Murray

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Gregoire Delacourt: Desire is always followed by boredom. And only

Desire is always followed by boredom. And only love can defeat boredom. Love with a capital L; we all dream of it. — Gregoire Delacourt

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Georg Simmel: Discretion is nothing other than the sense of

Discretion is nothing other than the sense of justice with respect to the sphere of the intimate contents of life. — Georg Simmel

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Mark Twain: But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? — Mark Twain

Funny Go To Work Quotes By John C. Reilly: I like how pure the expression is in

I like how pure the expression is in music. You can go straight to the heart of an audience rather than through their brain. — John C. Reilly

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: A satyagrahi lays down his life, but never

A satyagrahi lays down his life, but never gives up. That is the meaning of the 'do or die' slogan. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Shiro Amano: DANCE, WATER DANCE!

DANCE, WATER DANCE! — Shiro Amano

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Dean Koontz: A fine line separates the weary recluse from

A fine line separates the weary recluse from the fearful hermit. Finer still is the line between hermit and bitter misanthrope. — Dean Koontz

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Sinclair B. Ferguson: How do we bring glory to God? The

How do we bring glory to God? The Bible's short answer is: by growing more and more like Jesus Christ. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

Funny Go To Work Quotes By Thomas Bernhard: Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard