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A goal properly set is halfway reached. — Zig Ziglar

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. — Woody Allen

I never said it was possible. I only said it was true. — Charles Richet

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. — Nenia Campbell

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin

When we met, my agenda was "Get Elle Fanning." I believe Elle's was "Get the role." But we didn't know that. — Nicolas Winding Refn

No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible. — Pau Gasol

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. — Jon Pertwee

fluent in being human." "In — Chelsea M. Campbell

Always try the problem that matters most to you. — Andrew Wiles

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache. — Dan Slott