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Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass. — M.F. Moonzajer

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won't sparkle in the sunshine, he'll just marry you. — Nick Shamhart

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire. — Cassandra Clare

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ... but enjoying the music". — Demetri Martin

Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) — Sarah Cross

Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh? — Dave Franklin

I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good. — Miles Teller

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there! — Rodney Dangerfield

I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny? — Jessica Biel

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. — Rachel Caine

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them. — Rin Chupeco

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny. — Dane Cook

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. — Will Rogers

I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy. — Wendi Deng Murdoch

I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor. — Robert Buckley

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

I'm hunting for little Mexican girls. — Karl Malone

I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. — Dave Bautista

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding — Jesse Andrews

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang. — Natalia Kills

I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me. — Holly Hood

boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin? — Frank

I wondered if I could make him laugh like that, if he was the kind of guy who believes that girls could also be funny. — Leila Howland

He'd never been shy, but he'd always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn't believe they liked him. — Robyn Carr

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) — John Duover

Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls. — K.A. Tucker

Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees. — G.G. Silverman

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it. — Francine Pascal

Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned. — Michael Schmicker

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley

I like funny girls. — Shawn Mendes

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity. — Sofia Vergara

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. — Amy Sedaris

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. — G.G. Silverman

I like girls to be wild but at the same time beautifully brought up and very funny. — Karl Lagerfeld

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny thing, how much weaker boys are than girls. — Ari B. Goelman

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! — Chad Michael Murray

No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with. — M.F. Moonzajer

These errand-boys and furtive and fugitive girls who, ignoring their doom, look in at shop windows? But I am aware of our ephemeral passage. — Virginia Woolf

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener? — Kate Forster

CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day. — Ronda Thompson

When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start! — P.C. Cast

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. — Ryan Hansen

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler