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Funny Girlfriends Quotes & Sayings

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We do not attract what we want, but what we are. — James Lane Allen

Give your choice a chance; do not give up. — Debasish Mridha

She was much more like a person than other girls were. — John Green

I never saw the face of Cobbett ... I should not know him if I met him in my porridge dish. — John Adams

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

I have 4 bedrooms in my house. 1 is for guests, the other 3 are for closets. — Andre Leon Talley

Anyone can train to be a gladiator. What marks you out is having the mindset of a champion. — Manu Bennett

We cannot predict the future, but we can invent it. — Alan Kay

A wild person with a calm mind can make anything. — Eric Maisel

Twelve kinds of hideous. — A.G. Howard

For in the fatness of these pursy times
Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg. — William Shakespeare