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Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Joseph Brodsky: Life - the way it really is -

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between good and bad, but between bad and worse — Joseph Brodsky

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: When a politician is in opposition he is

When a politician is in opposition he is an expert on the means to some end; and when he is in office he is an expert on the obstacles to it. — G.K. Chesterton

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Elizabeth Chase Allen: Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight,

Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for to-night! — Elizabeth Chase Allen

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Jessamyn West: A broken bone can heal, but the wound

A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever. — Jessamyn West

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By E.L. James: My stomach somersaults he wants me ... in

My stomach somersaults
he wants me ... in a weird way, true, but this beautiful, strange, kinky man wants me. — E.L. James

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Ellie Goulding: I believe in the moment of things and

I believe in the moment of things and fate and things happening for a reason, so I write things down and I trust it. — Ellie Goulding

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Larry Correia: I blame it on Twilight. In real life,

I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire. — Larry Correia

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Lily Collins: The idea that I get to travel and

The idea that I get to travel and do what I love and call it a job is just a blessing. — Lily Collins

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By J.D. Salinger: The catcher in the rye ... that's all

The catcher in the rye ... that's all I really want to be ... — J.D. Salinger

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Matt Groening: I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Barack Obama: With respect to the Internet and emails, this

With respect to the Internet and emails, this does not apply to U.S. citizens and it does not apply to people living in the United States. — Barack Obama

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Og Mandino: Green grass grows where dry desert ends.

Green grass grows where dry desert ends. — Og Mandino

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Neil Jordan: Well, Company of Wolves was about that literally,

Well, Company of Wolves was about that literally, about fairy tales. — Neil Jordan

Funny Gift Wrapping Quotes By Stephen Kinzer: Conflict with the United States is one of

Conflict with the United States is one of the overwhelming facts of Latin American history. — Stephen Kinzer