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Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Libba Bray: Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love

Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Eve Hewson: Back then though, you had a few months

Back then though, you had a few months of training, and then you were just thrown into it. — Eve Hewson

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Ciaran Hinds: I'd love to get into some comedy, but

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By William Carlos Williams: We, inthat instant, lost,breathless to be witnesses,as if

We, in
that instant, lost,
breathless to be witnesses,
as if we stood
ourselves refreshed among
the shining fauna of that fire. — William Carlos Williams

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Peter S. Beagle: Once you had your man, you let all

Once you had your man, you let all your accomplishments go. You don't sew or sing any more, you haven't illuminated a manuscript in years - and — Peter S. Beagle

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Liane Moriarty: If anyone uses the words 'marvelous imagery' or

If anyone uses the words 'marvelous imagery' or 'narrative arc,' slap them for me. — Liane Moriarty

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Elle Newmark: Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip?

Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head! — Elle Newmark

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Steve Coogan: IT'S OUR IMPERFECTIONS THAT MAKE US VULNERABLE, MAKE

IT'S OUR IMPERFECTIONS THAT MAKE US VULNERABLE, MAKE US INTERESTING. HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF A BIT OF AN ASSHOLE AND STILL HAVE HUMANITY ABOUT IT? — Steve Coogan

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't respond well to mellow, you know

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot. — Woody Allen

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Alan Carr: What am I supposed to do if I

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Robert Wilson: I've always thought abstractly - through theme and

I've always thought abstractly - through theme and variations rather than narrative. — Robert Wilson

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Various: That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm

That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think that logically speaking, you have a — Various

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Nick Jonas: It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well. — Nick Jonas

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Holly Robinson Peete: I loved football even before I married a

I loved football even before I married a quarterback; it's not for every woman, but I like it. — Holly Robinson Peete

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Baz Luhrmann: My gift is my song

My gift is my song — Baz Luhrmann

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Dave Attell: Sex and murder are the same. Well, you

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Seneca.: If i had not been admitted to these

If i had not been admitted to these studies it would not have been worth while to have been born. — Seneca.

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Ryan Oliveira: You know how some people get sun-kissed, well

You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped — Ryan Oliveira

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Emily Franklin: it's funny how you can't exactly pick your

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Ash Gray: Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Funny Get Well Soon Quotes By Billy Joe Shaver: The Devil made me do it the first

The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver