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Funny Get Hard Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: When you look like I do its hard

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Jim Jarmusch: It's hard to get lost if you don't

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. — Jim Jarmusch

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Louise Welsh: It's always struck me as funny that guys

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Ida Lokas: I bet she likes it hard, from behind,

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face. — Ida Lokas

Funny Get Hard Quotes By David Letterman: Tourists - have some fun with New york's

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Emily Franklin: it's funny how you can't exactly pick your

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Lois Greiman: You're just so lucky blood's so hard to

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Gwen Stefani: Workin' so hard every night and day and

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back. — Gwen Stefani

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Edward Harris: Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox. — Edward Harris

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Fred Armisen: Remember that there's no one way of doing

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

Funny Get Hard Quotes By Eddie Bane: I think I throw the ball as hard

I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast. — Eddie Bane