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I've always tried to fight against, 'Oh, who's that small funny actress? Let's get her.'
— Imelda Staunton
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.Nesta — Cathy Hopkins
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.
— David Walton
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
— Jim Gaffigan
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
— Dwayne Johnson
It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him.
— Mark Hart
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.
— Eugene Ormandy
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn't know, we would know. Men won't get this, but women will..because we KNOW
— Karen Gibbs
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month.
— Jack Johnson
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
— Calvin Trillin
You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you.
— Pippa DaCosta
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
— Bo Burnham
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure.
— John McGahern
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.
— Haruki Murakami
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
— Robin Thede
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
— Steven Wright
