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I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house ... — Daniel Tosh

He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face! — K.D. Sarge

In the old-fashioned sitcoms, to be gay was, in itself, funny, and you laughed at the characters rather than with them. — Ian McKellen

I am a gay writer, but I am also a Scottish writer and some days a lazy writer, or a funny writer. Being gay is just a part of who I am. — Damian Barr

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross

You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. — Kaje Harper

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story. — Dave Attell

Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams

People don't know if i'm gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny — Gerard Way

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes. — Bo Burnham

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims. — Ezra Miller

Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. — Kyle Adams

Our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag. — Ann Somerville

Is he following? Can you have a flaming gay moment or something and check?"
"Why do I have to be the flaming gay one? — Finn Marlowe

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous! — PewDiePie

Christ, they'd be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he'd cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian. — Kate Aaron

We didn't, with 'Will & Grace,' set out to change the gay world. We just set out to be funny. — Eric McCormack

His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm! — Lou Harper

Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I was embraced by the gays. They loved me and praised me. I was funny and so mean and mature for my age! — Tina Fey

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. — Zach Galifianakis

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield

He was all over me like brown rice! — L'Poni Baldwin

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. — Sarah Silverman

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay.
Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. — Daniel Clowes

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine

A peacock escaped from the Central Park Zoo and wandered around the city. Either that or I just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. — Jimmy Fallon

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. — Demetri Martin

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder. — Noel Fielding

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams