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Anybody who has ever "gotten it" by following some so-called method, has gotten it in spite of the method, not because of it.
— Lee Lozowick
If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused to Burton, I'd have the fucking pedal to the metal soon as I left the garage.
— Carl Hiaasen
Why did you cut off my toe?
— Rick Riordan
Now we have reason to be grateful once again that Al Gore is not the man in the White House, and never will be.
— William Bennett
I had sold my soul for pleasure.
— Judy Collins
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
— Henny Youngman
At the age of 41, I'm glad I still have hair.
— Tony Stewart
My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices.
— Michel Gondry
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
— Frankie Boyle
Comparisons do ofttime great grievance.
— John Lydgate
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
— Johnny Knoxville
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
Just when one can't take anymore, one sees the moonlight. Beauty that seems to infuse itself into the heart: I know about that.
— Banana Yoshimoto
Acting is way of making yourself exist.
— Stephen Rea