Funny Fruit Quotes
Collection of top 18 famous quotes about Funny Fruit
Funny Fruit Quotes & Sayings
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I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
If a man cannot tell what he wants to do, then he must find out what he ought to do. If desire has become complicated, then hold fast to duty.
— Julian Barnes
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The pale child, Eve, leading her mother, Night.
— Alexander Smith
A key to healthy problem solving is good communication.
— Asa Don Brown
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He says 'I was beaten', he does not say 'My men were beaten.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
— John Layfield
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Beneath the red crosses was another insignia: CHP. California Highway Patrol. They were State Troopers.
— Cory Doctorow
If you modestly enjoy your fame you are not unworthy to rank with the holy.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe