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Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman — Dawn French

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

What could make me love my fellow Christian better than to see that God loves us all as we were all one soul? — Henry Ward Beecher

Nah,' I tell her after a while. 'He is more like a brother, you know?'
The good kind. The kind with the purple teeth. — E.R. Frank

I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.
Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda

I'm suggesting you have sex so you don't shoot the squirrels. Let them have their nuts, man. — Rachel Van Dyken

What do you do with all your money?"
"Me and the French hoard gold. — Dashiell Hammett

Principles are like seeds; they are little things which do much good, if the mind that receives them has the right attitudes. — Seneca The Younger

To say my day was not going well, would be like saying the French Revolution had been a bit troublesome for Marie Antoinette. — Nichole Chase

Webster said, 'Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do. — Peter Matthiessen

No one's mouth is big enough to utter the whole thing. — Alan Watts

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. — Henny Youngman

If it is good not to touch a woman, then it is bad to touch a woman always and in every case. — St. Jerome

I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it. — Marilyn Monroe

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. — Matt Groening

Beyond the shadow of a doubt, food was more important than a woman's suffering. — Eiji Yoshikawa

Because the game of hide-and-seek was still going on, it took Edmund and Lucy some time to find the others. But when at last they were — C.S. Lewis

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller

No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them. — Jack L. Chalker

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

If a man wants to be of the greatest possible value to his fellow-creature s let him begin the long, solitary task of perfecting himself. — Robertson Davies

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as the five mother sauces of French cuisine. It's funny — Padma Lakshmi

I haven't thought about getting into production. I'm interested in the creative aspect of storytelling. — Sakshi Tanwar

It's important to face your fears in life. Whatever they may be. Makes us grow. Blessed to be alive. — Scott Eastwood

Film is the art of turning money into light, and light into money. But it begins with money. — Richard Flanagan

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon. — Sarah Silverman