Funny Forget Quotes
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Funny Forget Quotes & Sayings
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I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President
— Suzanne Collins
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?
— Dave Franklin
I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
— Rudyard Kipling
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.
— Madeline Kahn
We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
— Dave Barry
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
— Amy Schumer
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
I remember love. It's what I have to keep on reminding myself. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you.
— Melina Marchetta
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Such a funny thing, shame, that in the scramble to avoid it, you forget who has the right to shame you in the first place.
— Keija Parssinen
I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit
— Hiroko Sakai
Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours.
— Patrick Ness
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.
— Damien Fahey
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
— Henny Youngman
Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges
— Judy Collins
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
— Chuck Palahniuk
