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John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. — Richard Widmark

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny. — Richard Ford

It seemed absurd even to think of it, foolish and improbable as a dream is by dinner. — Madeline Miller

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN. — Mark Cuban

Healing the Earth, through Healing Birth. — Jeannine Parvati Baker

Mental health: having enough safe places in your mind for your thoughts to settle. — Alain De Botton

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. — Corey Ford

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams

The scene he witnessed there in the twilight depths of the African jungle was burned forever into the Englishman's brain. — Edgar Rice Burroughs

To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax — Michael Thomas Ford

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. — Corey Ford

The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. — Henry Ford

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. — Henry Ford

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. — Ogden Nash

Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time. — Larry Hagman

Singularitarians are the munchkins of the real world. We just ignore all the usual dungeons and head straight for the cycle of infinite wish spells. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

Think hard before you begin, then enter the work. — Susan Vreeland

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange. — Gerald R. Ford

In Shakespeare, tragedy was the flame struck from the clash of moral principles; here — Garth Risk Hallberg

As you awaken, may your dreams greet you by name, and may you answer, "Yes!" — Mary Anne Radmacher

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. — Henry Ford

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride. — Tom Ford

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

Read them, Anna. Really read them. — Sarah Ockler