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You treat violence as an aberration ... when in truth it is the norm. It is the very essence of the human condition. — Dan Simmons

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. — George Bernard Shaw

In justification the word to be addressed to man is believe - only believe; in sanctification the word must be 'watch, pray, and fight.' — J.C. Ryle

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam. — Sandy Ward Bell

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Collecting is the sort of thing that creeps up on you. — Paul Mellon

I had two choices. I could be bitter, or I could get on with life ... Mine had been made ... I wasn't going to be bitter. — Carolyn Brown

Money in doses disproportionate to our needs enslaves. — Gerry Spence