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Funny Following Quotes By Bob Hope: Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope

Funny Following Quotes By Murray Walker: And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill.

And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill. — Murray Walker

Funny Following Quotes By Hermann Hesse: Every life has its radiance and beauty.

Every life has its radiance and beauty. — Hermann Hesse

Funny Following Quotes By Ludwig Van Beethoven: Never misjudge the most faithful heart of your

Never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

Funny Following Quotes By Camron Wright: Sometimes broken things deserve to be repaired.

Sometimes broken things deserve to be repaired. — Camron Wright

Funny Following Quotes By Beth Moore: Our marriages were meant to be alive, not

Our marriages were meant to be alive, not dead. Is your marriage more like romance or roadkill? — Beth Moore

Funny Following Quotes By Robert M. Drake: Lost World Maybe that is the problem with

Lost World Maybe that is the problem with the world. We do not know what to feel and we do not know how to be ourselves. — Robert M. Drake

Funny Following Quotes By Rachel Vincent: Most aspects of my training didn't agree with

Most aspects of my training didn't agree with me. There wasn't as much bossing around as I'd hoped for, and there was way too much following orders. — Rachel Vincent

Funny Following Quotes By Kristen Middleton: Never regret trying anything that makes you happy,

Never regret trying anything that makes you happy, even if it doesn't make sense to those around you. — Kristen Middleton

Funny Following Quotes By Donald Knuth: Computers are good at following instructions, but not

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. — Donald Knuth

Funny Following Quotes By Finn Marlowe: Is he following? Can you have a flaming

Is he following? Can you have a flaming gay moment or something and check?"
"Why do I have to be the flaming gay one? — Finn Marlowe

Funny Following Quotes By Marie Lu: I really miss him. I miss him so

I really miss him. I miss him so much. And I'm so sorry. I am so sorry for everything. — Marie Lu

Funny Following Quotes By Kelly Moran: He looked longingly out the window at the

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

Funny Following Quotes By Ovid: Art lies by its own artifice.

Art lies by its own artifice. — Ovid

Funny Following Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: And everywhere I turned: Riley and Amelia.I suppose

And everywhere I turned: Riley and Amelia.
I suppose this could have been because I was always following them around. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Funny Following Quotes By Percy Bysshe Shelley: Peace is in the grave.

Peace is in the grave. — Percy Bysshe Shelley

Funny Following Quotes By Robert Burns: All my fears and cares are of this

All my fears and cares are of this world; if there is another, an honest man has nothing to fear from it. — Robert Burns

Funny Following Quotes By John C. Maxwell: Your emotions are making it difficult for you

Your emotions are making it difficult for you to accept hard decisions. — John C. Maxwell

Funny Following Quotes By Simeon Dumdum Jr.: Whoever is missing in action turns Into a

Whoever is missing in action turns
Into a flower, after he reappears
In stories, such as the old people were
Telling... — Simeon Dumdum Jr.

Funny Following Quotes By Richard Lerner: AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner