Funny Fish Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Funny Fish

Funny Fish Quotes & Sayings

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She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy, Soppy, Boppy, Floppy, Moppy and Roppy. — Deepika Kumaaraguru

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners ... — Kristen Schaal

Credulity is always ridiculous. — Frances Wright

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture. — Mitch Hedberg

How funny to see the foreigner in a farmer's work hat, like a fish that has put on clothes. Around — Amy Tan

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. — P. J. O'Rourke

It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Lady Victoria Hervey

God can take what was meant for my harm and turn it around and use it to my advantage. — Joel Osteen

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

Confidence comes from what you know and not from you don't know. — Abdulkadir Abdullahi Mohamed Mirre

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

No means yes in grasshopper language. — Noel Fielding

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — Unknown

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. — Stephen Leacock

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. — Kevin Hearne

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

O, Need's a funny fish: it makes people untruthful. They all suffer from it, but they will not always admit. — Salman Rushdie

I'd love to work with David Lynch. I'm such a big fan. He's a genius. — Olga Kurylenko

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

We wouldn't eat an important person like you. Sometimes we'll take a sailor, but - " He shrugged. " - so would you if it was always fish. — Clive Barker

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

All men are equal before fish. — Herbert Hoover

Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish! — Shanai Campbell