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No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

A crossless Christianity isn't just a deficient Christianity; it's the same old satanism of human striving. — Russell D. Moore

Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results; we value it in the act. — Alice Meynell

I do not know what horrified me most [during the depression]: the economic misery of my companions [or] their moral and ethical coarseness. — Adolf Hitler

Your authority as a believer comes from Jesus's triumph over the enemy. — Pedro Okoro

How could you say the best form of government is a republic if you think the universe is a monarchy? — Alan Watts

We show girls were forced to live in whorehouses in each town, no other accommodations being available. — Ethel Waters

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

I don't think the tabloids find me very interesting. — Glenn Close

The only freedom supposed to be left to the masses is that of grazing on the ration of simulacra the system distributes to each individual. — Michel De Certeau

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, Gay pride, white power! just to confuse people. — Doug Stanhope