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When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. — John Bellairs

It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover. — Chloe Neill

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran — Krista Alasti

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack. — Leah Broadby

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. — Neil Gaiman

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet? — C.J. Milbrandt

Just shut up and talk. - Shella — Krista Alasti

Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast. — Melinda DuChamp

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready — Robert Asprin

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. — Bernard Malamud

Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. — Leah Broadby

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov