Funny Fan Quotes: top 25 famous quotes about Funny Fan

Funny Fan Quotes & Sayings

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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!" — Henny Youngman

I do my profession, my job, I give me all for my club ... the rest doesn't matter to me. I don't care what happens on the outside. — Cristiano Ronaldo

I - will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. — Marc Norman

It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. — Chris Hardwick

Since God is with you and you are with God, you have nothing to fear! — Jim George

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. — Oliver Herford

It had a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffy and hot buttered toast — Lewis Carroll

Audience member: Living Room!
Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good ... or at least put-out. — Dov Davidoff

I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. — Nicole McKay

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. — Denis Norden

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan. — Mitch Hedberg

Making mistakes is how you learn. — Tony Benn

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. — George Lopez

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

A place without meaning is no place to be. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

So glorious does love transfigure its object"~Tarzan — Edgar Rice Burroughs

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. — Kevin Dillon

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line. — Scott Adams

I'm a huge fan of Adam Sandler and used to have Adam Sandler nights when I was younger. And he's so funny on the set. — Sophie Monk

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book? — Stephen Colbert

In the gentle evening freeze, by the whispering shady trees I will find sanctuary in the Lord. — Van Morrison

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. — Macaulay Culkin