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People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

who is better off, the child with a mentor who knows and tells everything or the one whose teacher helps the child find her own answers? — Arthur C. Clarke

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

But the moods could be contagious. He didn't need one right now. — Josephine Humphreys

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. — Garth Brooks

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

The key to unlock your entrepreneurial spirit is your imagination. — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

My parents always told me, 'Do what you love because that is what you will do well in.' They told me to make sure that you are happy. — Dylan Lauren

Every sacrifice has consequences. — Stacey O'Neale

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan