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One gift, one time--that's bribery. Lots of gifts over a long time--that's politics.'-- Roland Vanatua, from The Coup — Jamie Malanowski

I just never did like school. — Boo Weekley

I was too much in solitude, and consequently was obliged to be in continual burning of thought, as an only resource. — John Keats

It is not my place to judge another person's life. Only for myself, for myself alone, I must decide, I must chose, I must refuse. — Hermann Hesse

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Today is the day the Lord has made, be Glad & Enjoy It! — Bible Verses

I don't believe in collective guilt. The children of killers are not killers, but children. — Elie Wiesel

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Never say anything about yourself you don't want to come true — Brian Tracy

Inspiration springs more readily from knowledge than from ignorance. — Horace Kallen

I just enjoy being onstage and relating to the audience. — Idina Menzel

Maybe they're not surrendering," said the smirking soldier in false consolation. "Maybe they all just really had to piss. — Laini Taylor

An original artist is unable to copy. So he has only to copy in order to be original. — Jean Cocteau

Ah, Red, you're killing me. I want you more than I want fresh meat. I want you more than I want to howl at the moon. I want you more than my life. — Evanne Lorraine