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She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart — Virginia Macgregor

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. — James M. Loy

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards. — Steven Wright

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears. — Wilson Mizner

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

I don't build character. I eliminate the people who don't have it. — Vince Lombardi

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh. — Nathan Fielder

There's no term to the work of a scientist. — Walter Reisch

I'm falling into disrepair — Anne Tyler

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce

I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. — Gallagher

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour

You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style! — Walt Disney Company

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements. — John Duover

Do not accept anything as love which lacks truth. — Edith Stein

I'm just the biggest klutz. That's the problem. I don't get hurt doing cool things. — Derek Hough

This was something sure to be crammed full of warm secrets, like an antique clock built when peace filled the world. — Haruki Murakami

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

In the world of lovers, there is no fear. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Those who hurt are hurting. — Will Bowen