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Yes, you must have the courage of being free. — Jose Carreras

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage. — Ryan Lilly

Once a problem is solved, its simplicity is amazing. — Paulo Coelho

You're like a half-tamed creature, still shy of the bridle. 'Except you enthrall me, never shall be free.' But freedom is an illusion, anyway. — Nenia Campbell

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success. — Drake

That's a journey I've been on for many years. I mean, being a working mother, realizing that I have to make and find my balance. — Donna Karan

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

Always maintain your common sense and artful skills, and funnel it all into plain enough dealings. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.' — Penn Jillette

Too cheerful a morality is a loose morality; it is appropriate only to decadent peoples and is found only among them. — Emile Durkheim

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

To make a lasting impact on the world's system, one must be distinct from it, not identical to it. — Charles Swindoll

I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing. — Bauvard

Success is always less funny than failure. — Jon Ronson

Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire. — Criss Jami

I thought I detected a bit of wonder in his voice, that he'd like to become part of a story, any story. — Catherine Lacey

Technology has outstripped our knowledge of self. — Shirley Maclaine

It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things you can do with your time. — Alice Walsh

Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts. — J.K. Rowling

One well-cultivated talent, deepened and enlarged, is worth one hundred shallow faculties. — William Matthews

When every aspect of your life is impeccable, then you will find that there's no limit to your journeys into the infinite. — Frederick Lenz

when she was in the bath (not too hot - so many rules). — Liane Moriarty

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol. — Bauvard

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die. — Frankie Boyle

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern