Funny Failure Quotes
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Funny Failure Quotes & Sayings
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Yes, you must have the courage of being free.
— Jose Carreras
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
Once a problem is solved, its simplicity is amazing.
— Paulo Coelho
You're like a half-tamed creature, still shy of the bridle. 'Except you enthrall me, never shall be free.' But freedom is an illusion, anyway.
— Nenia Campbell
There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote.
— David Nicholls
Always maintain your common sense and artful skills, and funnel it all into plain enough dealings.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
— Penn Jillette
Too cheerful a morality is a loose morality; it is appropriate only to decadent peoples and is found only among them.
— Emile Durkheim
I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.
— Stephen Schneider
To make a lasting impact on the world's system, one must be distinct from it, not identical to it.
— Charles Swindoll
Success is always less funny than failure.
— Jon Ronson
I thought I detected a bit of wonder in his voice, that he'd like to become part of a story, any story.
— Catherine Lacey
Technology has outstripped our knowledge of self.
— Shirley Maclaine
Chizpurfle infestations explain the puzzling failure of many relatively new Muggle electrical artifacts.
— J.K. Rowling
One well-cultivated talent, deepened and enlarged, is worth one hundred shallow faculties.
— William Matthews
When every aspect of your life is impeccable, then you will find that there's no limit to your journeys into the infinite.
— Frederick Lenz
when she was in the bath (not too hot - so many rules).
— Liane Moriarty
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
— Frankie Boyle
